Tag Archives: Jane Fonda

Nothing Like Some Really Great Cleavage First Thing In The Morning………

Ya see, my morning routine, after I wake up and realize I’m still breathing, is to stumble into the kitchen, lie on the floor and a half my other half pour coffee down my throat until I’m full conscious. Then … Continue reading

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OMFG! I Almost Missed It! Yes, It’s “National Moth Week!”

I’m tellin ya, if it were not for the Internet I’d be missing out on some really great events. Like “National Moth Week.” Yep, this week we honor moths. Why you ask? To which I would respond, “Who the f**k … Continue reading

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The Four “R’s.” Reading, Riting, Rithmatic, Racy. My Kinda School.

I was never a bright light bulb in school. More like a 5 watt bulb, as bulbs go. I’m sure many of you can relate to your days in a classroom when your thoughts were no where in the classroom … Continue reading

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Jane Fonda Just Turned 75. Give It Up Protesters….. For Cripes Sake!

The other day I was out driving around aimlessly, as I do on occasion, just to drive around aimlessly, and as I came to a stop light, happened to notice a bumper sticker on a vehicle directly in front of … Continue reading

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Secret Service Agents Couldn’t Keep Their Secret….In Their Secret Undercover Pants

It’s pretty bad when you’re a Secret Service Agent on duty in Columbia and you’re supposed to be protecting the President of the United States by being secretly hiding in bushes and trees, which is where I guess you’re supposed … Continue reading

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Viagra…….. Women Launch A Plan To Get Even.

See what happens thanks to that loudmouth talk show clown Limbaugercheesehead! Women now are on the rampage and looking for ways to get even for being called sluts and prostitutes. This thing is snowballing.  No offense to snowballs. Feminist activists … Continue reading

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Jane Fonda Is 73!!!! Holy Fondafacation Batman!!

Fondafacation was a word I just made up…so don’t go looking for it in your dictionary. Geez. There was a photo of Jane Fonda, (73) recently posted on the Internet, (above) wearing a verrrrry skin-tight dress which, needless to say, … Continue reading

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