Biggggg Story………………Literally.

Stumbling over to my computer this morning searching the Internet for breaking news, other than Obama is considering buying a home in California which is making Obama hating trolls go berserk, I did manage to come across something else that was more earth shattering.

The story about a model from Idaho who is becoming a huge success making a lot of money dwarfing small men.

(this story has nothing to do with Snow White’s Seven Dwarfs)

Um....just to set the tone for today's blog.....

Um….just to set the tone for today’s blog…..(NOTE) This is not a photo of the woman named in this story)

And, considering Amanda, 38,  (last name not provided) is 6 feet 3 inches tall, has 63 inch hips and a 44DD bust, me thinkith I, standing at 5 feet 4 inches tall, (no bust) would definitely be dwarfed by this woman. Or smothered and never heard from again.

But, apparently there are guys out there that desire this type woman along with modeling agencies who are knocking on her door according to the site “Orange.com”

Amanda says that there is a subculture of short-men, (which I resemble) who love being with super-sized women. Me not being one of them because I value my life.

Cripes, if I so much as left the toilet seat up while living with a super-sized woman do ya have any idea what she could do to me?

Hey honeee.....if ya got it, flaunt it

Hey honeee…..if ya got it, flaunt it

But, like I always say, there’s always someone for everyone. Depends on your taste in women. And there’s nothing wrong with being a super-sized woman. In fact, the only drawback as far as I can determine, if you’re a small guy, is if you actually sleep with a super-sized woman and she rolls over on you in the middle of the night.

Other than that, if that’s your type of woman go for it. There are a lot of super-sized women out there who are really knockouts.

Amanda got the idea of becoming  super-sized model after a friend told her that she should become an “Amazon” model because there were guys who loved big women. And when she searched the Internet she found a website showing huge women towering over little guys, and said to herself, “I could do that.”

The first image that comes to my mind of an Amazon type woman

The first image that comes to my mind of an Amazon type woman

 

However, something like this image that comes into my mind if "I" were with an Amazon woman

However, something like this image would come into my mind if “I” were with an Amazon woman

Now I know what all of you are thinking. This has to be leading to sex capades.

Well, you’d be wrong.

According to Amanda despite the sexual nature of her work, (sitting or snuggling with little men) she says that nothing sexual ever takes place between her and her clients.

I’m thinking maybe because she actually did roll over on top of them, the guys being so small,  none of them survived. My guess anyhow.

Unless she also has one of those sex alarm devices……………women3

She said: “Although some of my clients get aroused during the sessions, I’m never naked and there is never any sex involved.”

Hmmmm.

Yep....nothing sexual going on here

Yep….nothing sexual going on here

Now let me see if I understand this correctly.

And I’m simply going by what information I got out of this story, and the photo of Amanda with that guy shown above. Who seems to be gasping for air, while at the same time enjoying himself….I think.

Amanda is hired to be with small guys who love big women and gets to crawl all over them and do whatever but nothing sexual takes place?

Ok, um……sure, I’ll buy that.

Just like I buy going into a house of ill repute and telling my friends the next day that all I did was discuss politics.

Then again, I think politicians use that same line of defense when they’re caught doing the same thing.

mmmm

Cripes, I’d vote for him

But, Amanda did say the following, “”As far as fetish work goes I’m considered a prude.”

Sooooo, I guess we have to believe her when it comes to her “no sex involved” claim.

Again, after observing that photo, to me, it seems perfectly logical to assume that there would be absolutely no hint of anything sexual taking place.

Murder by being smothered to death maybe, but definitely no sex involved. And, of course, if that guy actually did smother to death, as appears may be the case in that photo, she’d get off being charged.

After all, the guy did ask for it.

I personally think all women are sexy….super sized or mini sized. But, as I said earlier, being very close to being a dwarf, I’d kinda look like this……..

mmmmmm

Happens to me all the time

So, in conclusion, if you are one of the many millions of men who like full-sized women such as Amanda, you might wanna look her up. Maybe she has a friend or two.

However, just as a precaution, should you wish to live a long and lasting life here on Earth, might wanna bring an oxygen tank or two along with you…..just to be on the safe side.

Just sayin.’

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Former disc jockey, (Dick Jones) 30 years, and author of, "I Could Have Been Famous But Sex, Love & Life Got In The Way" available at Amazon.com books, & Kindle, "The Covert Chamber" a mystery novel available at Amazon.com and Barnes & Noble, and "Forgotten" the story of two WWI pilots who were forgotten for over 70 years available on Amazon.com and Kindle
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