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Who Said Ya Had To Be Normal To Be President of The Yew United States

The cast of characters running for the highest office in the lant, (as Lawrence Welk would say) resembles attending a Ringling Brothers Barnum and Bailey Circus but with less clowns. I wondered if throughout history there may have been some … Continue reading

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How To Make Money Speaking: Be An Ex-President or Run For President..or…..Bark.

Yes, that last one is absolutely true. Lassie and Rin Tin Tin made gazillions of dollars on speaking tours just barking. And neither of those two ran for President. Yet in this day and age of opening ones mouth and … Continue reading

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STOP POLICE!!!! Huh……Um Ok….But Only if You’re Really Gonna Frisk Me Honeeeeee.

How often do you watch one of those crime shows on TV and just as the cops are about to close in on the suspect, they always wait till their 50 feet or more from the perp and yell, “Stop … Continue reading

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YES! I Could Run A For Political Office. But I’d Have To Resign Shorty Thereafter

It’s not even close to November 2016 and already the s**t is hitting the ol fan. Republicans are having “Hillary” paranoia while Democrats are having just plain old paranoia. ME…I’m just freakin’ paranoid. But, it seems that being paranoid might … Continue reading

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So, Who “IS” Buried In Grant’s Tomb Anyway?

If you’re smart enough to know that answer, you’ve been to Grant’s Tomb. Therefore and forsooth you know the answer to that question is, “no one.” Technically. Because General Ulysses S. Grant, (no relation to actor Cary Grant, I think) … Continue reading

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Sooooo….The Government Is Watching Us. Ho Hum.

Breaking news. The government is watching us. More breaking news. And this should surprise us why? http://youtu.be/DZ82pqHa-70 The answer to that burning question. Because most of us have our heads stuck up our butts and could care less what the … Continue reading

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Some Days Ya Just Wanna Scream….for a number of reasons of course.

Today was one of my off the wall I just wanna scream days. Why? Because of a number of things that tend to really piss me off. Which, is basically just about everything these days. Well, at least today. So … Continue reading

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