Tag Archives: Campaign 2016

And NOW….The Trump-Cruz Campaign Gets Ugly………Excluding the Nudity Of Course

I wasn’t really getting into the fight between Donald Trump and Ted Cruz over who’s suited to be the best GOP candidate to take on the Democratic nominee, BUT, now it’s getting verrrrry interesting. I mean, who gives a rats … Continue reading

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Is Sarah Palin MIA? WTF!

I always start to go into a state of panic, as a humor writer, when someone I rely on to say something stupid disappears from the national scene. After all, if I’m writing current events humor, I obviously have to … Continue reading

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Eunuch? Hmmmm. What’s A Eunuch?

Being the inquisitive person that I am, and sometimes stoopid, I fleetingly recall what a “eunuch” is, but still had to go to the World Wide Web, where ya can find out almost anything, except exactly how Linda Lovelace did … Continue reading

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Pussy!!!!! During A Trump Campaign Rally!!! Really!!!

First I must clarify things here. The “pussy” in question is not a cute little kitty cat, such as the kind that reside in my household. (correction) Their household….I am merely the caretaker of such pussys. THE “pussy” in question … Continue reading

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“PALIN ENDORSES TRUMP.” I Told Ya Cartoonists Would Have A Field Day.

Happeeeeee Daaaays are here again…happeeee, happeeee, happeeee, ……oh joy…….ecstasy…..jubilation……drag out the crayons……Sarah Pailin’s baaaaaaaack. So I assume was the feeling when Sarah blessed us all and returned to the limelight by endorsing Donald trump for President. Yep….there she was in … Continue reading

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Hey! If Trump Can Propose Stupid Ideas, So Can I! “MISFIT FOR PRESIDENT”

The general opinion, according to the lamebrain media, is that the only reason Donald Trump is leading in the polls is because people are fed up with politicians and Washington, D.C. AND……there are a lot of stupid people roaming the … Continue reading

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WTF? I Guess I’m NOT The Brightest Crayon In The Box. Go figure.

Or my lightbulb is not screwed in all the way. Or I’m nine cents short of a dime. Or my deck only contains 51 cards, etc, etc, etc, etc. Now I’m assuming all this because I sent reporter Ann Werner … Continue reading

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