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Earth Shattering News For Crimea Residents…….McDonald’s Is Closing. OMFG!!!!

See what happens when ya say to yourselves, “Yesk…we vant to be part of Mother Russia.” The next thing ya know McDonald’s says, “Oh yeah, well we don’t.” Yep, now the people of Crimea have to do without Big Macs, … Continue reading

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Alaska Needs Our Help…….To Secede From the U.S.

Hey! I’m always ready to chip in and help Alaskans. Especially if they wanna secede from the United States. Hell, they’re not even attached to us in the first place, and as far as I’m concerned they should be their … Continue reading

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Doing The “Catwalk” Without Real Cats

I’m not big on fashion. In fact, to me, fashion is getting dressed in jeans and a T-shirt every morning. That’s about it. Works for me. Besides, who the hell am I or my other half gonna impress other than … Continue reading

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What The Heck Is A “Pussy Riot” Rally? And…does it involve cats?

“Global activists gear up for Pussy Riot rallies” That was the headline story I came across from Associated Press Business reporter, Nataliya Vasilyeva. First of all, before you doubt the credibility of this reporter, who may or may not be Russian, I don’t … Continue reading

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HEY! If Ya Wnna Be A State Puerto Rico…Speaka Da English!

So sez Rick Santorum to Puerto Ricans with regard to Puerto Rico becoming a state while visiting there in an attempt to secure Puerto Rico’s 23 delegates, whom, I assume, know how to speak English but may have spoken Spanish … Continue reading

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