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Earth Shattering News For Crimea Residents…….McDonald’s Is Closing. OMFG!!!!

See what happens when ya say to yourselves, “Yesk…we vant to be part of Mother Russia.” The next thing ya know McDonald’s says, “Oh yeah, well we don’t.” Yep, now the people of Crimea have to do without Big Macs, … Continue reading

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Alaska Needs Our Help…….To Secede From the U.S.

Hey! I’m always ready to chip in and help Alaskans. Especially if they wanna secede from the United States. Hell, they’re not even attached to us in the first place, and as far as I’m concerned they should be their … Continue reading

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