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WTF Is With Cable TV This Week?

If you’re like me, poorer than dirt, you basically just subscribe to basic channel service on your cable TV subscription. That, and the fact that who the hell needs six gazillion other TV channels to watch that’s just as inane … Continue reading

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Sarah Palin to Run for Senate? OMG! Thank You…Ohhhh thank you.

It’s a humor blog writers ultimate dream. Both Texas Governor Rick Perry and Sarah Palin considering running for office again. And just when I had filed all of my Perry/Palin cartoons in a drawer somewhere in a hermetically sealed mayonnaise … Continue reading

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Carrie Fisher To Reprise Role Of Princess Leia…Or is It Senior Leia?

I don’t get it. Is Hollywood running out of princesses? I mean, come on now, I can understand cartoon princesses not aging for cripes sake, but Carrie Fisher playing Princess Leia AGAIN!!! Might as well cast Betty White as Betty … Continue reading

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“The Geezer Squad.” Is It Me Or Are Movies Going AARP Ballistic?

Something verrrry¬†strange is going on in Hollywood. Maybe you haven’t noticed it, but ya better start paying attention to the influx of new action movies that are hitting the big screen. It’s “Geezerpaloozza!!!!” YES! Action heroes who are in their … Continue reading

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Pardon The Pun, But It’s Time To “Weigh In” On Gov. Chris Christie’s Detractors.

Yes, I’m guilty of making jokes about New Joisey Governor Chris Christie’s weight. But, just like the short jokes I endured all through my life, and the old line, “Got any gum on yer Dick,” because of my first name, … Continue reading

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Something Strange Is Going On In Denmark.

Yep, those Danish people sure have a great sense of humor. Besides being a bit strange and noted for that famous saying:”There’s something rotten in Denmark.” Sayings like, “mit luftpudbad er fyld med al,” which means, “my hover craft is … Continue reading

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Is It True? Is The U. N. Going To Invade Texas? Quick…Restock The Alamo!

Where’s Davy Crockett, Jim Bowie and John Wayne when ya need them? Somebody, anybody, alert the troops. Call to arms! Call to arms! Or legs, or any other body parts we can assemble. We’ll stop those U. N. varmints in … Continue reading

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