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Gene Wilder June -11-1933 – August-29-2016

Gene Wilder who passed away yesterday after suffering from Alzheimer’s disease will be sadly missed. We all have favorite actors and comedians, and by far, Gene was one of my favorites. His ability to bring dead pan humor to the … Continue reading

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Eye Candy That You Can Eat! OMFG!!!!!

“Eye Candy” usually refers to a hot babe that you ogle over. Example: You know those female NFL cheerleaders dressed in skimpy outfits, or, as one sports announcer put it recently when referring to “Boston Red Sox” color reporter, Jenny … Continue reading

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Whoever Wins “Powerball” Wednesday…um…can ya send me a few bucks?

Yep….this Wednesday an earth shattering event takes place. The revelation of a new Mayan calendar that says they were only kidding about the world coming to an end on December 21st. Funny people, those Mayans. Well, personally I’m still waiting … Continue reading

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WTF! Now Whale Barf Is Worth Money!!

Like I always say. You can’t make this stuff up. Ya see this photo of this innocent looking 8-year-old kid below. Cute isn’t he. He’s also gonna get around $63,000 dollars for what appears to be a really neat rock … Continue reading

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Is The “Tootsie Roll” Factory and “Area 51” Connected?

You might say that I tend to get off on conspiracy theories and mysteries very easily what with all the secrecy about Mitt Romney’s taxes, Obama’s birth certificate, Donald Trump’s hair and what came first, the chicken or the egg. … Continue reading

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Johnny Depp as Tonto. Hi Yo Stereotype…..as some are claiming, Kemo Sabe

First this: The Lone Ranger and Tonto were at the bar drinking, when in walks a cowboy who yells, “Who’s white horse it that outside?” The Lone Ranger finishes off his whiskey, slams down the glass, turns around and says, … Continue reading

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