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OMG! Topless Women Coming To Invade The U.S.!!!!!!

Usually when I pick up on a news story and the headline blurts out that once again something is going to invade the U.S., I begin to go into a state of panic. You know, like when the “Swine Flu” … Continue reading

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Canada, Ohhhhh Canada…Um, WAIT! It’s, Ohhhhh My Gawd Canada.

You see that photo of that woman up above. Well, she does NOT have a horse and that whip she’s holding isn’t for swatting pesky insects. (is it me or does she kind of resemble former “Ronettes” lead singer Ronnie … Continue reading

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The Worlds Oldest Profession Is Now Run By The Worlds Oldest People…..Seniors.

Hey, and you thought us freakin’ seniors just sat around all day playing bingo and farting. Well screw you pal…..literally. Well have I got a wake up call for all of you. Besides playing bingo and farting, we’re also helping … Continue reading

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Once Again Prostitutes, (and one Senator) Get A Bad Rap.

Like Rodney Dangerfield used to say in his act, “I get no respect.”  Of course, Rodney wasn’t a prostitute, but if he were, he still wouldn’t get any respect. You would think that an age-old institution such as prostitution would … Continue reading

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Opinions Are Like A**holes. Everybody Has One…sooooo, here’s mine.

Yes, this is a true proven fact. If you have an a**hole, SHAZAM!…..you have an opinion and must share it with everyone so that a number of people will in turn say to themselves, “Hey, this guy does have an … Continue reading

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Prostitution and Politics Go Hand In Hand In Nevada. Or…other body parts.

While the rest of us all are up in arms, and other body parts, over political sex scandals involving Generals and women, women and Generals, or two Generals and two women, or  two Generals and two women who are twins…..geez…I’m … Continue reading

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Secret Service Agents Couldn’t Keep Their Secret….In Their Secret Undercover Pants

It’s pretty bad when you’re a Secret Service Agent on duty in Columbia and you’re supposed to be protecting the President of the United States by being secretly hiding in bushes and trees, which is where I guess you’re supposed … Continue reading

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