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Australian Woman Proves Men Are Lower Than Amoebas

I for one, being a man, never once doubted that men are lower than amoebas. Maybe even lower. And, for those of you who have no clue as to what an amoeba is, here’s the official “Funk & Funkit”  dictionary … Continue reading

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Celebrity Endorsements……Subtitled: “Bulls**t

My apologies to all bulls. Now answer this question seriously. Are you one of those people who see a product advertised on TV by some celebrity and, because that celebrity endorses that product, you actually buy it? WHAT! Are you … Continue reading

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“Under The Dome” Sucked In Again. Damn You Stephen King

I’m mad as hell and I ain’t gonna take it anymore! Um…..where did I hear that before? Oh yeah, it was that classic line in the movie “Network.” But, I’m gonna use it anyhow, because as I said, “I’m mad … Continue reading

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Nothing Like A “What People Earn” Article In Parade Magazine To Make You Feel Worthless

Every year “Parade Magazine” feels that it’s necessary to print a list of what people across the U.S. earn. Which is great if you ever gave a rats ass about who’s making more money than you. And, you wanna feel … Continue reading

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What Is It With Women Trying To Get Men To Eat Vegetables?

Say the most terrifying word when it comes to food….”broccoli,” and most men will run screaming from the room. I said, “most men.” There are some strange very weird men that actually do eat broccoli, but I suspect they were … Continue reading

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HEY! If That McAfee Guy Can’t Protect Himself, How The Hell Is He Gonna Protect My Computer!

Every freakin’ day it’s just one thing after another. Worry, worry, worry. I’ve got enough things to worry about without worrying about worrying that my computer may become infected with some dreaded virus that makes me worry even more because … Continue reading

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“Hey Baby, What’s Your Sign?” “In Your Case, It’s, “STOP” You Damn Idiot.”

Yes, the classic “pick up” line, “what’s your sign.” (mine was, “help, I’m desperate!”) Which is the topic today’s MisfitWisdom blog, “Pick Up Lines,” courtesy of “Happen Magazine,” (which won’t “happen”, meaning, you scoring, if you use any of these … Continue reading

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