Porno Now At Your Local Library. At least in San Francisco.

As a line in the old song by Scott McKenzie says, “If you’re going to San Francisco, be sure to wear a flower in your hair.”  And perhaps wear a heavy overcoat and dark glasses while you’re at it.

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The San Francisco pubic, oops…sorry, that’s, “public” library says it’s still ok for anyone to watch explicit content, (porno) on their computers while you’re at the library.  Freedom of speech or ogling I guess.

So, anyone who wishes to view adult stuff on the library’s computers can do so without worrying about granny, or, some “politically correct my life is so dull person I specifically come here to see who I can rag on” type individual screaming at the poor librarian that someone is watching porno on one of the library’s computers and it might melt their modem or router or at the least a “Little Golden Book” or two.

What the library has done is put up plastic screens which block anyone from seeing what someone is viewing on a computer. Unless of course you happen to be walking by and spot someone watching a video of “Deep Throat” or reading, “50 Shades Of Grey,” and go into a state of sheer panic.

As an added precaution to other patrons of the library, signs have been erected, (geez, I hate to use the word “erected” while writing about porno, it tends to excite some people)…..anyhow, signs have been erected on all computers that remind people to be sensitive to what others might be viewing while surfing the web.

It’s too bad this announcement wasn’t made last week before Fred Willard was caught watching explicit content in a movie theater and arrested by the porno police. Then again, I really don’t think I want to go to a library and have some guy like Willard doing whatever it was he was doing in front of a library computer. My suggestion……if you go to a library in San Francisco, spot some guy with dark glasses and a heavy overcoat groaning and squirming in his seat, beat feet immediately to the crocheting and needle work book section of the library. Ten seconds reading that stuff will calm anybody down…..if not put you to sleep entirely.

(Isn’t it kinda weird that such a fuzzy kind of word like “crotching” contains the word “crotch” in it)

Why guys like Fred Willard (72) opted for the porn in a movie theater.

I base this on the fact that my other half is into crocheting and needle work and after several minutes of watching her when I’m extremely bored, I’m basically in a state of blind stupor or out like a light.

I, myself, never knew that porno or, as higher class people refer to it, “explicit material” was readily available in a library.  Maybe it’s just in San Francisco. Again, I base my conclusion on the only thing I’ve ever observed that is borderline explicit at my own library are those “National Geographic” magazines with centerfolds of natives in remote countries wearing loin cloths and nothing else.

Hmmmm. Do they have to have those warning signs posted in a library if you’re ogling naked native women in a “National Geographic” magazine?  Have to check that one out.

Personally I think that anyone who wishes to view explicit material, including Mitt Romney’s taxes for the past ten years, should be free to do so providing it is done in a discreet manner. I would think viewing such material would be best done in the privacy of one’s own home….jusssst to be on the safe side.

Unless, of course, your other half doesn’t know that you’re into that stuff, catches you wearing a heavy overcoat, dark glasses and dressed in women’s clothing, (hers) and groaning loudly.

In that case, you might wanna opt for the library. At least in San Francisco.

Why going to the library and not using the chat room function on your computer at home is a better option.

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Former disc jockey, (Dick Jones) 30 years, and author of, "I Could Have Been Famous But Sex, Love & Life Got In The Way" available at Amazon.com books, & Kindle, "The Covert Chamber" a mystery novel available at Amazon.com and Barnes & Noble, and "Forgotten" the story of two WWI pilots who were forgotten for over 70 years available on Amazon.com and Kindle
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