Tag Archives: Mars

How To Make A Marriage Last…..Move To Mars

Now for the record, marriage and surviving a marriage can be a real challenge. There are many factors that contribute to marriages failing. Besides divorce. Speaking for men, or, as a man I should say, which I just did, if … Continue reading

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“One Of These Days Alice, POW! A One Way Trip To Mars.”

Remember that old line from the TV show the “Honeymooners” with Jackie Gleason? Oops, I just dated myself once again. Damn! The line went something like, “One of these days Alice, POW!…or POW! right to da moon!” Ok, so you … Continue reading

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Outer Space Research? WTF Why? Beam Me Back To Earth Scotty.

When it comes to space exploration I am of the “WTF” mind-set. I personally have enough problems trying to find a parking space at a Wal-Mart when it comes to “space research” as it is. Do I care if the … Continue reading

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E. T….Call Home…..or just send a text message. Unless You’re A Rat From Mars.

I knew It!  I knew it all along. We were looking for aliens from another planet in the wrong places.  Yep.  It’s true.  We should not be looking into outer space for the arrival of little green creatures with one … Continue reading

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HEY! Ya Wanna Buy Some Really Cheap Real Estate? ……

Did you ever hear that line, “Hey pal. If ya believe that I’ll sell ya the Brooklyn Bridge really cheap.” Meaning in essence, that if you’re that dumb, you’ll most likely fork over the cash to buy the Brooklyn Bridge. … Continue reading

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The Government Promises Us The World Will Not End. Yeah Right!

You know that until the 21st of December rolls around Mayan end of world stories are going to be floating around all over the place. So, here’s another one. Sorry, I just can’t help myself. I mayan be havan a “MEOWS.”  … Continue reading

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“Rover” To Land On Mars. Does Mitt Romney Have Anything To Do With This?

When I first saw the news story about “Rover” landing on Mars, my first thought was that somehow Mitt Romney had made a deal with NASA to launch his dog into outer space so that he could gain some political … Continue reading

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