Tag Archives: Oscar Mayer

2013……NOT A Very Good Year For Some People

Maybe there’s some truth to that old superstition about “13” being an unlucky number. After all, many hotels do not have a 13th floor. And I myself never leave the house on Friday the 13th. Not that I’m the superstitious … Continue reading

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You Stuck Your Penis Into A WHAT!!!!! The MisfitWisdom “FFFFA” Award

Look folks. I’m as horny as the next guy. In fact, most men’s brains operate on a 24/7/365 schedule when it comes to thoughts about sex. In deference to most women who think about sex about as many times as … Continue reading

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Antny Is Baaaaaaaaaaaaack! Well, um….so is his weiner. Or is it wiener?

New York mayoral candidate Anthony Weiner held a press conference on Tuesday to explain the latest revelations about his wiener. Which basically was that he may or may not have continued to show off his wiener as late as this … Continue reading

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“Hey Baby, What’s Your Sign?” “In Your Case, It’s, “STOP” You Damn Idiot.”

Yes, the classic “pick up” line, “what’s your sign.” (mine was, “help, I’m desperate!”) Which is the topic today’s MisfitWisdom blog, “Pick Up Lines,” courtesy of “Happen Magazine,” (which won’t “happen”, meaning, you scoring, if you use any of these … Continue reading

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The Wienermobile Is 75 Years Old

No, I’m not talking about Anthony Weiner’s mobile, which is younger, and still might be somewhat mobile.  Depends entirely on what Antny is doing these days with HIS wiener. I’m talking about the Oscar Mayer Wienermobile that’s shaped like a … Continue reading

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