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Smart Phones. Smart Cars. And Now…..A Smart Bra.

Doesn’t anybody make stupid things anymore? Why does everything today have to be “smart.” I was pretty much satisfied with having a bunch of things that were stupid. Made me feel like I was really smart when I bought my … Continue reading

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HEY! Ya Wanna Buy Some Really Cheap Real Estate? ……

Did you ever hear that line, “Hey pal. If ya believe that I’ll sell ya the Brooklyn Bridge really cheap.” Meaning in essence, that if you’re that dumb, you’ll most likely fork over the cash to buy the Brooklyn Bridge. … Continue reading

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Virtual Computer Keyboards…um…for my virtual computer?

Virtual: “having the effect but not the actual form”  (dictionary)  Because I’m waaay too stupid to define “virtual” without having to look it up. Well, actually I did know what “virtual” meant, but, just to be on the safe side, … Continue reading

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Pssssst! Wanna Buy A Moon Rock.

Just the other day I was thinking to myself that I should really impress guests that come to my house with something really different.  Something I could put on one of the shelves of my entertainment center that would really … Continue reading

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