Tag Archives: Harold Camping
Panic! Panic! FEMA Want’s My Stash Of Canned SPAM!!! OMG!!!!
I was perfectly fine today until I came across a news story by “CNS News.com” that sent me running down to the basement and taking an inventory of my horde of canned SPAM. Which I stock up on every week … Continue reading
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Tagged "Food4Patriots, Boris and Natasha, disasters, FEMA, George Carlin, Harold Camping, Mayans, MRE's, Nostradamus, SPAM
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More Signs The Mayans Were Right. Terrorist Squirrels In Vermont
Every since the theory of the world coming to an end on December 21st of this year was predicted by the ancient Mayans, I’ve been carefully watching for signs that the end is near. Ignoring, of course, that nutcase Harold … Continue reading
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Tagged donald trump, Harold Camping, Mayans, Mighty Mouse, New Hampshire's Old Man In The Mountain, SPAM, squirrels, Vermont, WalMart
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The Great ARK is Completed. Bring on the rain! Oh yeah, some animals too.
FLASH!!! As in “flash flood.” The great ark is finished. YES! We no longer have to worry about where the hell we’re all gonna seek refuge when the big flood happens once again. Might wanna book some tickets to Holland … Continue reading
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Tagged Amelia Earhart, animals, floods, Harold Camping, High Hefner, Holland, johan huibers, Mayans, Noah's Ark, SPAM
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What A Fool Believes* Subtitled: “Hey, you callin me a damn mushroom?”
*Yes, I know it’s a Doobie Brothers song. It always amazes me during the political season, which usually lasts three or four seasons, the number of stories I come across that you’d have to be a fool to believe. For … Continue reading
If Churches Are Tax Exempt….Can I Be A Church?
I frankly don’t see any difference in what I do here each and every day than that of a church. I mean, they preach, so do I. They scare the bejesus outta you with those fiery sermons about going to … Continue reading
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Tagged Buick, Cadillac, church, God, Harold Camping, religion, Ronald Reagan, Sand Diego Padres, St Louis Cardnials
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What’s Happening At Comedy Central? Where’s Steven Colbert?
Flash! Late breaking news. I just love using that word, “flash,” or “bulletin,” but bulletin sounds kinda urgent, so I’ll just go with “flash!” Here’s the news release that appeared all over the Internet yesterday: Enlarge PhotoFILE- This Thursday, June … Continue reading
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Tagged Associated Press, CIA, Comedy Central, FBI, Girl Scouts, Harold Camping, Jon Stewart, Nancy Pelosi, Seal team 6, Steven Colbert, The Daily Show, The Mayans
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People We Will Not Miss From 2011
I’ll guarantee you that someone out there WILL miss some of these people. There’s always a few nut cases roaming around loose who never seem to have a freakin’ clue. I equate this to the number of stories I’ve read … Continue reading
