Tag Archives: Jiffy lube

Smart Phones. Smart Cars. And Now…..A Smart Bra.

Doesn’t anybody make stupid things anymore? Why does everything today have to be “smart.” I was pretty much satisfied with having a bunch of things that were stupid. Made me feel like I was really smart when I bought my … Continue reading

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Some Sex Myths Debunked, (or not) From “iVillage.”

You all know by now how hard it is for me to pass up on any story on the Internet relating to sex. This is only because, as I have stated in many of my blogs, that my readership skyrockets … Continue reading

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Seattle Goes Politically Correct Ballistic Over Brown Bags

Like I always say, if you’re going to adhere to being politically correct you might as well go off the freakin’ wall and make a complete idiot out of yourself. Which is what officials in Seattle, Washington apparently are trying … Continue reading

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“Not Tonight Dear, I Have A Headache.”

Yes, those seven words that send chills down men’s spines. Even worse than receiving a letter form the IRS saying that you’re going to be audited. “Not tonight dear, I have a headache.” Which also answers the burning question, ‘Why … Continue reading

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My Monthly “Grouse” Blog. Bah Humbug Too!

Yes, I know, a “Grouse” according to my handy-dandy six million word dictionary is also some sort of a damn ruffled bird. Which I suppose is where the word grouse comes from in the first place. Like when people say … Continue reading

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New Franchise Opportunity: “Body Parts R Us”

By now you’ve all figured out that I don’t make a damn cent writing this blog every day.  The only reason I write this stuff each and every day is so that those of you accessing this at work will … Continue reading

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