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I Hate To Keep Hopping On Boobs, (not literally) But WTF Is It With New York City and Boobs?

Apparently, according to an article by AP reporter Catherine Rampell, New York City has a biggggg problem with boobs. No, not the ones that you run into asking for a handout, but the ones Playboy Magazine would be out of … Continue reading

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Oreos Are Addictive. Just ask me and a bunch of lab rats.

I never thought that lab rats and I would ever have anything in common, but, according to a Connecticut College researcher, Joseph Schroeder, who I assume is in Connecticut, and doing research, lab rats and I do have something in … Continue reading

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Antny Is Baaaaaaaaaaaaack! Well, um….so is his weiner. Or is it wiener?

New York mayoral candidate Anthony Weiner held a press conference on Tuesday to explain the latest revelations about his wiener. Which basically was that he may or may not have continued to show off his wiener as late as this … Continue reading

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New Yorkers Fighting To Keep Their Pigs…..um, the four legged kind.

Not that they don’t have a problem keeping the two-legged kind, (pigs) as well, but I guess New Yorker’s are more worried about the four-legged kind more than the two-legged kind. Besides, if you have a two-legged pig, male or female, of the human type, you actually … Continue reading

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I Got Da “Middle Class Blues.” B B King…..Help Me Out Here Will Ya?

I just discovered I do not fall into the classification of “middle class.” Which really surprised me because I attended middle school as a child, always sat in the middle of the class, and even sat in the middle seat … Continue reading

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Women Topless In New York. Which Is Legal….Unlike 16 Oz Super Drinks.

OK. First of all you all know that Mayor Bloomberg has banned the sale of 16 oz soda drinks in New York City.  Which, I guess is considered a major crime if you so much as attempt to guzzle one … Continue reading

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Rats Come Back To The Pied Pipers Town Of Hamelin

It’s been over 700 years since the famed Pied Piper strolled into Hamelin, Germany and announced that he would solve the rat problem. Not having any Mafia type guys in Hamelin who, as we know, sometimes are affectionately called “rats” … Continue reading

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