Monthly Archives: May 2011

New Franchise Opportunity: “Body Parts R Us”

By now you’ve all figured out that I don’t make a damn cent writing this blog every day.  The only reason I write this stuff each and every day is so that those of you accessing this at work will … Continue reading

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Pssssst! Wanna Buy A Moon Rock.

Just the other day I was thinking to myself that I should really impress guests that come to my house with something really different.  Something I could put on one of the shelves of my entertainment center that would really … Continue reading

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Newest “Two & A Half Idiots” Star Kutcher Meets Cast

What the hell are you lookin’ at you damn hockey puck First of all, if you’re reading today’s blog, that means that the world did not come to an end at 6pm yesterday. Which means that the guy on Staten … Continue reading

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OMG!!! The Secret Service Has A Twitter Account!

My thoughts are, that if you’re supposed to be secret, as in “Secret Service” should you not have a Twitter account. What’s next….Facebook and Sodahead. I don’t get it.  To me, being secret is not letting people know that you’re … Continue reading

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Author Claims Roswell Aliens Were Russians

Ya know, here I was banging my head against a wall trying to figure out how to get my book on the best seller list, (The Covert Chamber) and then appear on national TV and make a gazillion dollars, when … Continue reading

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Cops Get New Reason To Break Down Your Door

So there you are, it’s a beautiful sunny summer morning in the quiet suburbs. The birds are chirping. Squirrels gathering buried acorns buried from last years stash.  You’re watching your morning recap of last nights sports games while eating from … Continue reading

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Hawking Says Afterlife Is A Fairy Story….OMG!!!

Ya gotta pay attention when a guy like Stephen Hawking, noted physicist, says that the “afterlife” is nothing but a fairy tale. He should know. He’s a physicist, and you all know that physicists do all of that physicist stuff … Continue reading

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