Tag Archives: Bruce Willis

Never, Ever Do Any Of These Things In Public. Unless You’re An Idiot.

One of my favorite on-line sites is “iVillage” because they come up with a lot of helpful hints on how to survive in life without being pummeled to death by someone because you’re an idiot. So far, with their help, … Continue reading

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Have I Got A Cruise Deal For Ya. If you don’t mind a few rats.

Hey, if you can get a really great deal on a cruise why let a few rats on board bother you. My thinking anyhow. Um….wait just a sec here. Well, um, maybe ya might wanna wait till authorities get rid … Continue reading

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Carrie Fisher To Reprise Role Of Princess Leia…Or is It Senior Leia?

I don’t get it. Is Hollywood running out of princesses? I mean, come on now, I can understand cartoon princesses not aging for cripes sake, but Carrie Fisher playing Princess Leia AGAIN!!! Might as well cast Betty White as Betty … Continue reading

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The New Terrorist Threat: Bunnies!

Oh sure, Homeland Security is all over the place keeping eyes on terrorist type people and checking body scanners at airports just to see if per chance Kim Kardashian might have had a body scan, but, where are they when … Continue reading

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“The Geezer Squad.” Is It Me Or Are Movies Going AARP Ballistic?

Something verrrry¬†strange is going on in Hollywood. Maybe you haven’t noticed it, but ya better start paying attention to the influx of new action movies that are hitting the big screen. It’s “Geezerpaloozza!!!!” YES! Action heroes who are in their … Continue reading

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My Two Cents On Kutcher and Demi…for what that’s worth.

Once upon a time in a far far away land called “Mediaville” when Ashton Kutcher and Demi Moore got married, I, for one, went out on a limb and predicted that their marriage would not last.¬† Do I want a … Continue reading

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Helen Mirren……Why AARP Magazine Needs A Centerfold

Mirren in “Red.” “Yes bozo, it WAS a gun I had hidden in my bra.” N.Y. Magazine’s Photo of Helen Mirren. “Yes Helen, I’m bringing my rubber duckie with me.” There’s a lot to be said for getting old. Other … Continue reading

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