There’s a lot to be said for getting old. Other than the fact that you die eventually. BUT…..if you associate getting old with rest homes, assisted living facilities and depends, you obviously haven’t taken a look at Helen Mirren lately. (photos)
Remember when you were a kid and you never gave any thought to the fact that mom and dad might be boh-dee-oh-doeing upstairs while you were watching Captain Kangaroo. OMG!! Yuk!! No way!!
Yes baby boomers and all the rest of you that are in denial. Ol mom and dad were not upstairs taking their afternoon nap. I know this may be hard for you to accept, but, seniors DO have sex. Yes, I know it’s hard for you younger folk to conjure up that thought, but trust me here, it DOES happen.
Now, first of all get those thoughts of old people with walkers, scooters and canes outta your mind. Take a good hard look at Helen Mirren (67) and tell me if she’s not hot.
(the photos shown are of Helen at various stages in her life, but consider the fact that she still looks great today and has posed naked in a bathtub for New York Magazine recently)
Now folks, I realize that being in the same age bracket as Helen that I may be a bit biased. My response to all of you: “DILLIGARA.” Or, “Jimmy crack corn and I don’t care!”
(in order to appreciate “jimmy crack corn” you have to download the Burl Ives song, “Blue Tailed Fly.” I know, you have no idea who the hell Burl Ives is. IT DOESN’T MATTER, JUST DOWNLOAD THE DAMN SONG!!!
Helen Mirren, for those of you who are still watching reruns of Mayberry RFD, is a British actress who has starred in many movies, some of which I’m sure you may have seen but did not pay much attention to the actors because you were too busy stuffing your face with Raisinettes or making out way in the back of the movie theater.
A few notable films include: “Elizabeth I” “Age of Consent,” “The Queen,” “Gosland Park,” “The Debt,” and “National Treasure, Book of Secrets.” She’s won numerous acting awards including an academy award for best actress.
Her most recent film was “Red” starring Bruce Willis. You may remember her toting a biggggg machine gun. My kinda woman.
So, you might want to reconsider your images of older people after looking over these photos of Helen.
However, if you do happen to change your attitude towards older people, including women, keep in mind that the old pickup line, “hey baby, what’s your sign” just doesn’t cut it anymore.
Might wanna try something like, “is that a Uzi your hiding in your bra or are ya just happy to see me.”
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