Monthly Archives: October 2013
Forgive me father…for I have sinned. (farted) Censored by Facebook.
Writing a humor blog does have its consequences. At one time or another you are going to offend someone. The nature of the beast. This is obviously due to the fact that there are people on the face of this … Continue reading
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Tagged censoring, Denmark, Facebook, farting, flatulence, Mark Zuckerberg, whoopie cushions, William Shakespeare
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Breaking… (as in breaking wind) News. Help With Flatulence. (farting)
At Last! A new product that revolutionizes the art of flatulence…..um….at least the odor part. (for the sake of simplicity “flatulence” shall be further referred to as “farts” or farting”) You know how it goes folks, you’re on a hot … Continue reading
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Tagged bloating, Britain, Dr. Monfort University, flatulence, gas, Glade, Johnson & Johnson, Saturday Night Live, UK, Zorflex
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Did Fox Sports Show Up For Game 3 Of the World Series?
You all know by now that I am a dyed in the wool Red Sox fan. So, that said, I obviously have to voice my comments on Saturday’s game 3 of the World series between the Boston Red Sox and … Continue reading
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Tagged 2013 World Series, baseball, Boston Red Sox, ESPN, Fox Sports, Joe Buck, Ken Rosenthal, NESN, St. Louis Cardinals, Tim McCarver
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Sleeping Beauty To Prince Charles: “WHAT! YOU’RE The Handsome Prince? WTF!
I came across an article by Yahoo, (no relation to Israeli Prime Minister Benjamin Netanyahu, (pronounced Net-tan-yahoooooooo) about Britain’s Prince Charles and what it is exactly he does for a living, along with things that may surprise us about him. … Continue reading
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Tagged Benjamin Netanyahu, Britain, Camella, CNN, Prince Charles, Princess Diana, Richard Quest, sheep, Snow White, The Queen
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Girl Scouts….A Wicked Organization? Huh?
Well folks, earlier this week it was those three idiot Boy Scout leaders in Utah that put the Boy Scouts of America in the news by toppling a prehistoric rock then claiming they did it to save lives. (number of … Continue reading
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Tagged elves, Girl Scout Cookies, Girl Scouts, Keebler, Planned Parenthood, radicals
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Tattoos: Subtitled: “But Grandma What Big Tats You Have”
It’s been a mother lode of useless information at “Time Magazine” this week. An eight page article on why we should all move to Texas. Other than to hunt down Ted Cruz and slap him silly. A story on women … Continue reading
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Tagged art, Benedict Cumberbatch, inking, Little Red Riding Hood, Playboy Magazine, tattoos, The Wizard Of Oz, Time Magazine
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Scientists Discover Way Help Mice That Are Going Bald
Sometimes I think I’m just wasting my life away writing this blog when I could have gone to college, became a scientist, and help all of mankind by helping mice to grow hair on their little bald heads. Well, actually, … Continue reading
Moving To Texas Will Save All Of Mankind…..Huh?
I definitely will get a lot of Texan flack from today’s blog. Maybe even find a horse head in my bed when I wake up in the morning. Um….on second thought, maybe not….the horse head that is. No self-respecting Texan … Continue reading
Dogs. Do They Understand Us? OR…what part of “woof” do you not understand?
Ever wonder if your dog has emotions. Like missing you when you’re gone. Or perhaps thinking what a jerk you are for feeding him the same stuff day in and day out while you pig out on all other kinds … Continue reading
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Tagged "Life Science, cats, Dogs, Patti Page, University of Colorado
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