“BREAKING NEWS” Miss Piggy and Kermit Call It Quits.

The voluptuous Miss Piggy

I knew it wouldn’t last. There was no way that relationship between Kermit and Miss Piggy was gonna go anywhere.

Once a pig, always a pig.

Ham sandwich anyone?

Now, that pig, Miss Piggy has dumped Kermit because he’s not only a pig, (not literally) but because Kermit is having an illicit relationship with another pig. Um, I don’t think it’s Porky.

Although, one can never be sure in today’s world. Hey….whatever floats yer boat.

All the sordid facts come out on September 22nd when, in an exclusive expose’, ABC airs “The Muppets” and all the facts come to light. Otherwise known as “dirty laundry.” Which isn’t a lot of laundry considering Kermit only wears that collar thing around his neck and is otherwise naked.

Unable to contact James O’Keefe and his crew of “gotcha” hidden cameras, I simply tapped into my own resources, um……ok, ok, the Internet’s resources and located the official ABC trailer which shows the conflict between Miss Piggy and Kermit.

Although O’Keefe did manage to get this on his hidden camera……….

The new pig Kermit has taken up with is not revealed, BUT, pay close attention to the pig Elizabeth Banks is sitting next to in the trailer., My guess is THAT’S the hot pig Kermit is poking. Yep, pig in a poke.

In case you missed that pig in the video trailer, here’s a still photo of what I’m putting my money on is the pig Kermit is fooling around with.

The pig Kermit may be poking. Hence where the saying “pig in a poke” comes from.

Now as far as I’m concerned, all pigs are the same. Date one and fool around with another and ya can’t tell the difference. So I don’t quite understand why Kermit would leave Miss Piggy for another pig.

Although, at one time or another, most of us men have done that. Literally speaking.

(sorry, I was just “hamming” it up there)

The only reason I can think of as to why Kermit would hit on another pig may be that she, the other pig, fell for his standard pick up line, which is, “Kiss me baybeee and I’ll turn into a Prince.”

Then again, Miss Piggy also has a pick up line of her own which she used on Kermit……………..

While Miss Piggy never bought Kermits pickup line she only stuck it out with Kermit for his uncanny ability to catch flies. You know how flies can be a nuisance around pig stys.

Um, not that I’m insinuating Miss Piggy’s home is a pig sty.

So, who knows what’s gonna happen in this fragile relationship between Miss Piggy and Kermit. Kermit and his new pig. Miss Piggy and her new boyfriend. And Ben Affleck and Jennifer Garner.

Um….WAIT!

I don’t think Ben and Jennifer are Muppets. Soreeee.

But, same scenario if ya ask me.

There’s gotta be a reason Kermit’s fooling around. Who knows? Maybe he’s on his last leg, or hand, so to speak and decided to live life to its fullest before the end comes……

So tune in to ABC on September 22nd to get all the gritty details of this ongoing scandal.

Bring some snacks to “pig out” on too.

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