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Rabbits May Be Getting Stoned Outta Their Carrots On Pot….OMFG!!!! Honest!!!

News item: (quotes from “Liberals Unite” website) The headline read: “DEA¬† AGENT PREDICTS DOPE-CRAZED RABBITS IF UTAH PASSES MARIJUANA BILL” “The State of Utah is considering a bill legalizing the use of edible forms of marijuana for certain debilitating medical … Continue reading

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Three Boy Scout Leaders Have Rocks In Their Heads

“Golleee Festus, whaddya wanna do fer fun today?” “Um, geez Cletus, I dunno. Whaddya say we drive out to Utah and knock over a two hundred million year old rock just fer the hell of it. Hey, we’re Boy Scout … Continue reading

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Harry Reems. Every Man’s Idol Passes On.

Yes folks. It’s a sad day for mankind. Because all men wanted to “kind” of be a “man” with the “kind” of luck THAT “man” had. Which was to star in a porno movie with Linda Lovelace in the movie … Continue reading

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Hey Utah! Ya Better Ban These Songs While You’re At It!

Yesterday, as you may recall, providing you weren’t in a blind stupor or something, and you read my blog about those students at a school in Utah that had their drama play cancelled due to what the “educators” deemed were … Continue reading

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Elvis Has Been Dearly Departed Since 1977. Um…Do People In Utah Know That?

As Elvis used to sing, “There’ll be Peace In The Valley,” …..oops…..sorry Elvis, no peace in this valley. Notably West Jordan, Utah, where, they may or may not have any valleys, but there’s no peace among educators who cancelled a … Continue reading

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Is Polygamy Like Origami? Um….maybe not.

This is origami: This is not: To prove to all of my blog readers that I have an open mind, which doesn’t mean there’s nothing between both ears but air, I’m going to touch on a controversial subject today. Polygamy. … Continue reading

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Print Your Own Money…..OMG!! Oops…Sorry Feds…I Was Only Joking.

I was joking, but, South Carolina is seriously considering printing their own currency in case the Federal Reserve collapses and hyper-inflation ensues. (hyper-inflation: an¬†excessive amount of over spending on boob jobs) My guess anyhow. In Utah, one politician has gone … Continue reading

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