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Corn Flakes Stops You From Masturbating? Ya can’t make this stuff up…honest!

“The Daily Kos” and contributor Lenny Flank have completely ruined my breakfast staple….corn flakes. The opening line of this story says it all: “Corn flakes cereal is a staple on breakfast tables all over the world. Today it is marketed … Continue reading

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Mobster Says, “Hey! I’m Really A Nice Guy Ya Know.”

By now you’ve all heard about the trial of famous mobster and senior citizen Whitey Bulger, leader of the notorious “Winter Hill Gang” that’s going on in a Boston courtroom as we speak…or as I write. And, if you all love … Continue reading

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Taylor Swift Swiftly Drops $18 Million On R.I. Mansion

Not one to be into today’s music, I thought the headline I read that said that “Taylor Swift Drops Nearly $18 Million On A Rhode Island Mansion” was about some guy who is the CEO of the “Swift” company buying … Continue reading

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Help! Help! I’m Stuck On A Luxary Cruise Liner!! Oh waiter, could ya give me an olive for my martini?

Horrible I tell ya. Simply horrible. I can’t even begin to imagine the horrors of being trapped on a 15 story Carnival cruise ship in the gawd awful Gulf of Mexico. Damn! Why, oh why couldn’t have been somewhere nice, like the North … Continue reading

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People We Will Not Miss From 2011

I’ll guarantee you that someone out there WILL miss some of these people. There’s always a few nut cases roaming around loose who never seem to have a freakin’ clue. I equate this to the number of stories I’ve read … Continue reading

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Tony The Tiger, Tigger, Exxon Tigers Take A Hit

I’m writing today’s blog in defense of all tigers who are taking a hit due to the fact that Oregon Representative David Wu (D) has been asked to resign simply because he supports tigers. This is absolutely ridiculous.  It’s getting … Continue reading

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