Tag Archives: Tom Hanks

Pinocchio Loses His Voice. Cartoon Land In Mourning.

Sadly, cartoon land, yes, the same place where Jessica and Roger Rabbit reside, lost yet another voice. That of Pinocchio. The voice of Pinocchio was actor Richard Percy Jones who originally voiced the cartoon character beginning in 1940. He was … Continue reading

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OMG! IS THAT A GIANT PENIS???? Oops…censored again on Facebook. Damn!

Look folks, I don’t make it a habit of searching for off-color news items. Um…..on second thought, yes I do. Only because, as I’ve stated before, most of my blog readers are a bunch of perverts and I get more … Continue reading

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Now I Have To Worry About My Zip Code? WTF!

Look folks, on a daily basis I tend to NOT worry about a lot of stuff. In fact, I leave the worrying to my other half. Why? Because she’s a freakin’ worrywort and worrys about EVERYTHING!  So why in the hell … Continue reading

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New Yorkers Fighting To Keep Their Pigs…..um, the four legged kind.

Not that they don’t have a problem keeping the two-legged kind, (pigs) as well, but I guess New Yorker’s are more worried about the four-legged kind more than the two-legged kind. Besides, if you have a two-legged pig, male or female, of the human type, you actually … Continue reading

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Help! Help! I’m Stuck On A Luxary Cruise Liner!! Oh waiter, could ya give me an olive for my martini?

Horrible I tell ya. Simply horrible. I can’t even begin to imagine the horrors of being trapped on a 15 story Carnival cruise ship in the gawd awful Gulf of Mexico. Damn! Why, oh why couldn’t have been somewhere nice, like the North … Continue reading

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Leonardo da Vinci. What The Heck Was Going On Between Him and Mona?

How long has Leonardo da Vinci been dead? I’ll tell ya how long. Since the year 1519 for cripes sake, and he’s STILL getting more publicity than Ron Paul at a Republican debate. Now there’s speculation going around by researchers … Continue reading

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