Tag Archives: Thomas Dolby

How To Create The Perfect Woman.* *This is closely related to Dr. Frankensten

Dr. Frankenstein, May he rest in peace, would be proud of Dr. David Matlock, (no relation to Matlock, The TV series detective, who, did a lot of matlocking but nothing like this guy) who has created the perfect woman. His … Continue reading

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Why Is The Govt. Spending $880,000 Watching Snails Have Sex?

I’m assuming that the government is spending that $880,000 to study why snails are having sex because no snail is gonna bring charges against them if they get caught watching snails have sex. Unless snails are smart enough to press charges. First of … Continue reading

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Holy Einstein! Scientists Discover A Particle! (yawn)

I usually don’t get very excited when scientists make the news with a new discovery, with the exception being when they discovered “Viagra,” but this one really caught my attention. Here’s the first paragraph of a news release from the … Continue reading

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