Tag Archives: SWAT

Those Surveillance Cameras Are Making Me Paranoid

I never really paid much attention to surveillance cameras. Mainly because I’m not worth surveilling. Who in their right mind would want to surveil anything that goes on in my otherwise boring life anyhow. It’s not like I’m a celebrity … Continue reading

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Candy Cigarettes Are Hazardous To Your Health…….If You Smoke Them.

Cough…..cough…cough…oops….scuse me. I just had my two morning candy cigarettes after my cup of coffee and now I’m already coughing.  Hack….hack. I know. I know. Candy cigarettes can be hazardous to my health but I’m addicted to them. Yep. It … Continue reading

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Freedom Of Speech. Um….But If We Don’t Like What You Say, We’ll Deport Your Butt.

Ya gotta love being an American. You know, all the gun rights we have guaranteed by the 2nd Amendment, freedom of speech,  and……WAIT! OMG!  Someone actually attempted to try that freedom of speech thing. WTF!  And the guy isn’t even … Continue reading

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It’s Tough Being A Butler These Days. Holy Batman! Sez Alfred.

There’s startling news on the butler front today folks. BUT….before I serve up the butler problem, I just wanted to touch on one political point. That being….WTF! I just couldn’t write today’s blog without commenting on a quote Mitso Romney … Continue reading

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Women Topless In New York. Which Is Legal….Unlike 16 Oz Super Drinks.

OK. First of all you all know that Mayor Bloomberg has banned the sale of 16 oz soda drinks in New York City.  Which, I guess is considered a major crime if you so much as attempt to guzzle one … Continue reading

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Cops Get New Reason To Break Down Your Door

So there you are, it’s a beautiful sunny summer morning in the quiet suburbs. The birds are chirping. Squirrels gathering buried acorns buried from last years stash.  You’re watching your morning recap of last nights sports games while eating from … Continue reading

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Why Didn’t I Think Of These $$$$$ Inventions?

Probably because I was way to busy goofing off and the rest of the time being a slug.  THAT’s why I didn’t think of these money-making inventions.  And some of them are so stupid, even a stupid person like me could have thought … Continue reading

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