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Who Thinks Up These #%$#!#@! Words Anyhow……Einstein?

I suspect that Albert Einstein is alive and well and living in Oxon Hill, Maryland where the recent 2013 “Scripps National Spelling Bee” took place this past week. I base this on the fact that nobody in their right mind, … Continue reading

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OMG!!!! Now It’s Giant Freakin’ Snails!!! Reallllllllly Biggggggggggg S-S-S-nails!!

This giant creature stuff is getting waaaay outta hand. First of all, last month you may recall that I wrote about the government spending $800,000 researching why snails have sex. (refer to blog archives 3/29/13 My question is……why the hell … Continue reading

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Why Is The Govt. Spending $880,000 Watching Snails Have Sex?

I’m assuming that the government is spending that $880,000 to study why snails are having sex because no snail is gonna bring charges against them if they get caught watching snails have sex. Unless snails are smart enough to press charges. First of … Continue reading

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