Tag Archives: seniors

Reflections On Being Old: (um not that “I’M” old mind you)

I was in a long distance conversation the other day with a close friend of mine who lives in the land of OZ (Australia) whose name I shall not mention, (Charlie) and during that conversation a discussion about old people … Continue reading

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OMG!!!! Now It’s Giant Freakin’ Snails!!! Reallllllllly Biggggggggggg S-S-S-nails!!

This giant creature stuff is getting waaaay outta hand. First of all, last month you may recall that I wrote about the government spending $800,000 researching why snails have sex. (refer to blog archives 3/29/13 My question is……why the hell … Continue reading

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A “Flatulence” Blog. This Really Stinks. So Ya Might Wanna Clear The Room.

Yes, I know, flatulence is something that really stinks so why talk about it. My thoughts exactly. Not one of my favorite talking points when at a party and meeting new people. Unless you’re at a senior bingo where everyone … Continue reading

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The Wonderful Flying Bird: MisfitWisdom Is Free At Last.

Alas, now that someone has finally donated to the MisfitWisdom blog after four full days of captivity at the hands of my evil split personality, I am FREE!   YES FREE!  Free to write my usual inane nonsense. One kind-hearted soul … Continue reading

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Breaking News: It’s OK To Fart If You’re A Federal Employee (This is NOT A “PEW Research” poll)

You know it’s gotta be a slow day at the Associated Press newsroom when one of the top stories of the day reads, “Federal Agency Retracts Flatulence Reprimand.” Otherwise known as retracting a fart. And, you already know that there’s no … Continue reading

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Is It Time For Florida To Secede From The Union….I Mean….WTF Floridians!

OK….we’ve all heard the one liner about Florida being, “God’s Waiting Room” when it comes to the number of retired seniors living there. If you’ve got “one foot on a banana peel, the other one in the grave” you’re just … Continue reading

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Alms For The Poor….and Bloggers.*…..*One in the same. And, A Giant One Eyed Squid.

Once again it’s Sunday. And, as usual, I take a moment to pause, and go to the bathroom, then decide what subject today’s blog will be about. Because it IS a Sunday and I try not to get too bent … Continue reading

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