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Merry Thankschristmas* *(subtitled) WTF……Did I Miss Thanksgiving?

So like my other half and I are out shopping the other day and what the hell do I hear…..Christmas Music. Oh….sorry…..for you politically correct people, that should read, “Holiday Music.” Lest I offend those politically correct nut jobs. Anyhow, … Continue reading

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Canada Claims North Pole!! OMG!! What Happens To Santa?

Yes, earth shattering news from Canada and the North Pole. Canada plans to make a claim to the North Pole in an effort to assert its sovereignty over that area according to reliable sources at the North Pole. Namely elves … Continue reading

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How To Tell If You Do Not Have A Life

It’s come to my attention that way too much is coming to my attention. Much more than I really need to have come to my attention. Which is overwhelming considering I have enough things going on in my life without … Continue reading

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New Report: Lightning Zaps Men More Than Women

Yes….that’s what a bunch of new data released by the “Centers of Disease Control” says. Lightening is five times more likely to zap the ever lovin’ bejesus outta men than women. Which can only mean one thing. God is a … Continue reading

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Once Again The Easter Chicken Get A Raw (egg) Deal

I’ve said this before and I’ll say it again, “CHICKENS ARE GETTING SCREWED!” (NOTE: I am NOT referring to when chickens get it on with roosters) I’m referring to every time this year, Easter, when chickens do not get the … Continue reading

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Checking My List, Um…Checking It Twice…..Hmmm…..Maybe A Few Times.

Were you naughty or were you nice? Doesn’t matter, I didn’t buy you anything. So tomorrow is Christmas Eve. Have I finished all of my Christmas shopping….NO! Why? Because it’s really agonizing deciding what to buy for everyone. I’m not … Continue reading

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Mystery Surrounds “The Farmers Almanac.” NOT….”The OLD Farmers Almanac.”

Now you would think that being the sweet old people farmers are, just toiling away in the fields and not getting into any controversial stuff, that we’d all have nothing to concern ourselves with….when it comes to farmers. I mean, … Continue reading

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