Tag Archives: Randy Newman

Now Why Would North Korea Hack My Computer?

I don’t get it. Why TF would Kim Robert Young Un want with my computer information? Oh, wait….sorry, got his name wrong there. Sorry Kim. No disrespect intended. His real name is Kim Jong-Un. He succeeded his father, Kim Jong-il, … Continue reading

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The Name Washington Redskins Is Insensitive. What’s Next? St. Louis Cardinals?

As I see it, and I see it with my new glasses, which makes me see it perfectly clear. “It” being the controversy over the name “Washington Redskins,” I tend to lean towards saying to myself….WTF! I mean, I’m sensitive … Continue reading

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“Let Them Eat Cake*”…..Mitt Romney. More Like Twinkies.

When French bakers ran out of bread, they were obliged to sell brioche to the needy at the same price as bread. So that when Marie Antoinette was allegedly told that the peasants had no bread, she merely indicated that … Continue reading

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Short People Discrimination. It’s Time For “The Occupy Clothing Outlets” Movement.

It’s not easy being a short person folks. Danger lurks out there every time I leave my house. The occasional encounter with a very tall dog in need of a fire hydrant. (which is why I never wear anything red … Continue reading

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