Tag Archives: Punxsutawney Phil

So Like, Exactly How Trustworthy Is This Damn Groundhog?

Soooo, we all survived the IOWA clusterf**k, thanks to the mainstream media and their 24/7/365 coverage of who gives a rats ass about what happens in Iowa, and now we can center our attention on the really big news. Punxsutawney … Continue reading

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The GOP Hires A Squirrel To Take On Hillary. Are They NUTS!!!!

  Breaking news America. Squirrels, or “a squirrel” has joined the Republican party along with RNC Chairman Flinch Fleabus to….um….WAIT! I think I got his damn name wrong. Um, France Kreepus…no….that’s not it. Um, Prince Preebust….damn! WTF IS his name. … Continue reading

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The Truth About Punxsutawney Phil

It’s about time we knew the complete truth about that stupid groundhog who comes out every year on February 2nd and predicts whether we will have an early Spring or a long Winter. Let it be known that Phil actually … Continue reading

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