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OMG!!! I Need, I Must Have These Christmas Toys. Ohhhh, Thank You Kimberley.

If you have a Facebook account you really need to friend Kimberley A. Johnson. She’ll either piss you off, make you fall in love with her, or, show you some neat things, like these new Christmas toys that you could … Continue reading

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Secret Messages In Strange Places. Like Bathrooms….Which ARE Strange To Begin With.

Yes, we’ve all been to that strange place called the bathroom. Although “bathroom” should NOT be the term for “restrooms” when you’re out and about and need to….um….er…..go. Because there are no “baths” in “restrooms” just toilets and sinks. So, … Continue reading

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Intellectual Advancement At The Doctor’s Office

I decided to take Memorial Day off today and venture off to my friend Bob’s, (Doc)  abode for some conversation, hamburgers, and our usual banter back and forth about politics. He’s my best friend, next to my cat Spencer, but … Continue reading

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Why Do Women Cheat? And I’m Not Talking About Taking Tests.

The age-old question every man asks. Why do women cheat? My first response to that question would be because the guy they’re married to, or dating, is a freakin’ low down idiot slug. However, once again I may be wrong. Which … Continue reading

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What is a “Reince Priebus.” Hint: It’s Not A Sports Car.

A Reince Priebus is a person. Most notably the chairman of the Republican Party. Whose parents obviously hated him otherwise they wouldn’t have given him the name of “Reince” to go along with “Priebus.” Sounds like a foreign sports car you’d buy … Continue reading

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Iceland Ices Internet Indecent Images….Or, As We Refer To It In The U.S……Porno.

No wonder it’s so cold in Iceland. No access to Internet porno to warm your bones up. Well, at least if a new plan proposal by Interior Minister Ogmunder Jonasson is approved. Let me stop right here for a sec. I … Continue reading

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Jenny McCarthy Nude……Clint Eastwood…NOT

Two interesting celebrity stories in the news this week. Former Playboy Magazine model Jenny McCarthy will be posing in an upcoming issue of Playboy and Clint Eastwood’s family will be starring in a new reality show. Why did these stories … Continue reading

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