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Secret Messages In Strange Places. Like Bathrooms….Which ARE Strange To Begin With.
Yes, we’ve all been to that strange place called the bathroom. Although “bathroom” should NOT be the term for “restrooms” when you’re out and about and need to….um….er…..go. Because there are no “baths” in “restrooms” just toilets and sinks. So, … Continue reading
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Tagged bathrooms, Bronx Zoo, Christians, Michelangelo, Playboy, restrooms, Scotland Yard, Sean Hannity
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Intellectual Advancement At The Doctor’s Office
I decided to take Memorial Day off today and venture off to my friend Bob’s, (Doc) abode for some conversation, hamburgers, and our usual banter back and forth about politics. He’s my best friend, next to my cat Spencer, but … Continue reading
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Tagged American Spa Magzine, Archaeology Magazine, doctor's offices, Golf Digest, Good Houskeeping Magazine, Highlights Magazine, magazines, National Geographic Magazine, Newsweek, Playboy, Prevention Magazine, Readers Digest, surgeons, Time, True Story Magazine, waiting rooms, Womens Daily Magazine
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Why Do Women Cheat? And I’m Not Talking About Taking Tests.
The age-old question every man asks. Why do women cheat? My first response to that question would be because the guy they’re married to, or dating, is a freakin’ low down idiot slug. However, once again I may be wrong. Which … Continue reading
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Tagged affairs, bed bugs, cheating, feminists, Jennifer Love Hewitt, Lou Monte, marriage, masturbation, Penthouse, Playboy, Spice Girls, Spike Jones
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What is a “Reince Priebus.” Hint: It’s Not A Sports Car.
A Reince Priebus is a person. Most notably the chairman of the Republican Party. Whose parents obviously hated him otherwise they wouldn’t have given him the name of “Reince” to go along with “Priebus.” Sounds like a foreign sports car you’d buy … Continue reading
Iceland Ices Internet Indecent Images….Or, As We Refer To It In The U.S……Porno.
No wonder it’s so cold in Iceland. No access to Internet porno to warm your bones up. Well, at least if a new plan proposal by Interior Minister Ogmunder Jonasson is approved. Let me stop right here for a sec. I … Continue reading
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Tagged Australia, Brita, censorship, Don Novello, Facebook, Farther Guido Sarducci, Google, Iceland Denmark, NASCAR, Norway, Penthouse, Playboy, pornography, Smothers Brothers, Sweden
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Jenny McCarthy Nude……Clint Eastwood…NOT
Two interesting celebrity stories in the news this week. Former Playboy Magazine model Jenny McCarthy will be posing in an upcoming issue of Playboy and Clint Eastwood’s family will be starring in a new reality show. Why did these stories … Continue reading
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Tagged AARP, Baby Boomers, Cat Fancy Magazine, Clint Eastwood, Hugh Hefner, Jenny McCarthy, Little Richard, Playboy, reality shows., seniors
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Jessica Simpson Nude……It “IS” Jessica Isn’t It?
Sometimes I get easily confused with my Simpsons. There was O.J. Simpson, but, I don’t think he ever posed nude….as far as I can recall. Then there’s Marge Simpson, and I know for sure she posed nude in Playboy. Now … Continue reading
Senior TV Stars To Lust Over…..If You’re Also Over The Damn Hill
Sexiness, in my opinion, which usually isn’t worth very much, is in the eye of the beholder. In this case, “Yahoo” and my own beholding eyes. Sure, go ahead and snicker at the thought of sexy seniors, BUT, they’re out … Continue reading
Christmas Gift Suggestions…If You’re A Cheapskate
Maybe I shouldn’t have said, “cheapskate” because some of these gifts suggested in an article by Esquire’s Eli Epstein I’d personally like. Then again, if I were to give someone any one of these gifts I’ve listed from the article, … Continue reading
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Tagged Burger King, Esquire Magazine, IKEA, Kindle, McDonalds, Pay Pal, Playboy, Walter Payton, wrestling
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