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After Missing Last Months “National Topless Day” THIS MONTH I’m Gonna Be Prepared

Here it is the very first day of September. The month where all parents of school aged children stock up on peanut butter and jelly. Oh yeah, and Twinkies. Yep….off to school ya little twerps. Which is the upside for … Continue reading

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We Need An Investigation To Determine Why We Need An Investigation

I’ve had it up to my balls when it comes to Congress conducting investigations. I say, “balls” because I’m not very tall and when something begins to tug at my lower extremities, I begin to panic. It seems to me … Continue reading

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Why Pepper Spray? Why Not Oregano, Parsley Or Perhaps Even Febreze

I don’t get it.  Police using pepper spray on protesters all over the country.  Even some elderly old lady got sprayed.  Do they have any idea what that stuff does to your eyeballs? Surely if all of these protesters are … Continue reading

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It’s Only June and I’m Already OD’d on Politics, Sex and Banana Splits

Well, um….maybe not the sex and banana splits. When THAT happens I’m gonna OD on some serious drugs. I mean, look at it folks. It’s only June and already the politicians are scampering all over the place like a bunch … Continue reading

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