Tag Archives: New Jersey

The Worlds Oldest Profession Is Now Run By The Worlds Oldest People…..Seniors.

Hey, and you thought us freakin’ seniors just sat around all day playing bingo and farting. Well screw you pal…..literally. Well have I got a wake up call for all of you. Besides playing bingo and farting, we’re also helping … Continue reading

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Once Again Prostitutes, (and one Senator) Get A Bad Rap.

Like Rodney Dangerfield used to say in his act, “I get no respect.”  Of course, Rodney wasn’t a prostitute, but if he were, he still wouldn’t get any respect. You would think that an age-old institution such as prostitution would … Continue reading

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A Crappy Story….As Crappy Stories Go….Literally.

Now take a look at this one of a kind item (photo above) and tell me if you recognize it. Yes, I know what you’re all saying. “But Misfit, it’s a stinkin’ (literally) toilet for cripes sake!” Yes…yes…how very perceptive … Continue reading

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OK OK….Enough Mayan Stuff. I Think I’ve Got It All Figured Out.

It wasn’t so bad back a few months ago when the first stories about this being the year that those Mayan people predicted that the world would end. Didn’t bother me back then. Cripes, back a few months ago who … Continue reading

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I Couldn’t Concentrate On One Thing Today, So: “Freakouts,” “Killing Rats,” “Waffle House Sex,” and Some Other Stuff.

I’m suffering from “Internet Overload” today. There’s just way too much stuff that caught my attention on the World Wide Spider web today to concentrate on just one thing. I feel like I should take my “Dirt Devil” vacuum and … Continue reading

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I Can’t Get Out Of The “WTF” Mode This Week

I’m serious folks. All week long I’ve tried, I’ve really tried to just calm down and concentrate on writing stuff that doesn’t make me go…WTF!!! I’ve really tried.  I even took an extra tranquilizer when television news splattered the big … Continue reading

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Herman Cain May Be Able To Raise Cane…after all, he was successful in raising dough.

Hey, if you’re successful in raising cane, and dough, then why shouldn’t you be a contender for the Presidency in 2012 on the GOP ticket. Herman Cain is the newest of newcomers to the slowly mounting field of candidates.  I … Continue reading

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