Tag Archives: Miss Piggy

Big Bird and The Entire Muppets May Get Laid Off. So Much For Job Creaton Mitt.

The theme of this years Presidential campaign is “job creation.” YES! Every single candidate is going to create jobs. Jobs up the ol kazoo. So many jobs in fact, that we’ll have too many jobs to handle ourselves and we’ll … Continue reading

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Lady Ga Ga Wants Us To Go Ga Ga Over Her New Perfume…or body pics.

Never one to be shy, Lady Ga Ga has now once again made the news with her advertisement for her new perfume, “Fame.”  It’s not the perfume that’s controversial, but the photo ad for the perfume. (below) As you can … Continue reading

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Big News…World’s Oldest Frog Croaks….Kermit In Mourning

Yes folks, it with a …..(cough)…um…sorry…It is with a deep and…(cough)…damn! …..excuse me, I think I have a frog in my throat…..(ahem) Hack….Hack! Ok, that’s much better. It is with a deep and heavy heart that I must report to … Continue reading

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Senior TV Stars To Lust Over…..If You’re Also Over The Damn Hill

Sexiness, in my opinion, which usually isn’t worth very much, is in the eye of the beholder. In this case, “Yahoo” and my own beholding eyes. Sure, go ahead and snicker at the thought of sexy seniors, BUT, they’re out … Continue reading

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Sexual Sexantics Involving Sexual Sex Stuff In Politicasex Sexual Situations

SEX….SEX….SEX….It’s how we all originally got here in the first place. Unless its true that aliens are among us as some people claim.  Although I don’t quite remember how I was involved when it came to me being here.  Has … Continue reading

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Bring Out The Nut Balls…It’s Party Time….and “FFFF” Award Time.

I’m really beginning to suspect that there’s a new drug out there that’s really potent and causes excessive stupidity.  How else can ya explain the nut ball comments made by the queen of nut balls, Ann Coulter and Donald “The … Continue reading

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The Push To Have Bert & Ernie Admit They’re Gay and Get Married

OMG!! Bert and Ernie are gay?  When the hell did this happen?  Why didn’t anybody tell me?  They’re considering getting married?  When?  OMG!!!  OMG!!!  How did I miss this.  I’ve been watching Bert and Ernie since 1969 and never even … Continue reading

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