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As Linda Ronstadt Once Sang, “Poor Poor Pitiful Me.” (sob)

I don’t want to say that I lead a life of being broke and destitute, but, I lead a life of being broke and destitute. Um….not really, but damn close. I say that because, as anybody living on Social Security … Continue reading

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Why I’m Not Ready For Driverless Cars

Look folks, I’m all for new technology. Even though I did fight against doing away with reel to reel tapes, 78’s, 45’s, 8-tracks, cassettes, and now CD’s. Only because how many times can I buy the same recording just to … Continue reading

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NOW! Phone Sex In Living Color! Thanks Skype….I think.

Remember times from the olden days, you know, before cars, electricity and working toilets when ya had to just endure such hardships as having phone sex while actually talking on the phone and not being able to see the person … Continue reading

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Robot Handjobs!!! OMFG!!! ……Um how much money we talkin’ here?

Drag out the “3-In 1” oil folks and throw out all your tubes of “KY Jelly.” Might even wanna keep some Quaker State 10W40 oil handy as well. Ah, what the hell, when it comes to lubricating things might as … Continue reading

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Smart Phones. Smart Cars. And Now…..A Smart Bra.

Doesn’t anybody make stupid things anymore? Why does everything today have to be “smart.” I was pretty much satisfied with having a bunch of things that were stupid. Made me feel like I was really smart when I bought my … Continue reading

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Links You Should Never Touch. Um….cept this one…..

“Credit.com” and reporter Adam Levin posted this story about the 5 Internet links, (unlike sausage links) that you or I should never click on. This of course after I’ve already clicked on just about all of them. WTF! Adam starts … Continue reading

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Cockroaches To The Rescue

It’s getting to the point that you just can’t look at bugs and insects anymore and wonder if you should stomp on them or not. Why? Because researchers keep finding ways to use bugs and insects to help humanity. My … Continue reading

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