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Corn Flakes Stops You From Masturbating? Ya can’t make this stuff up…honest!

“The Daily Kos” and contributor Lenny Flank have completely ruined my breakfast staple….corn flakes. The opening line of this story says it all: “Corn flakes cereal is a staple on breakfast tables all over the world. Today it is marketed … Continue reading

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May Is Masturbation Month? Really? I Mean, R-E-A-L-L-Y!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

First of all let me be perfectly clear here. I did not come up with this idea, nor did I write this story about May being “Masturbation Month.” I’m simply, as a public service, passing this information on to all … Continue reading

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Babies Do WHAT In The Womb? OMG!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! The MW…”FFFFA” Award.

There are just some things I┬ájust do NOT wanna know. First on my list is what a doctor sees when he’s sticking that camera up my butt during a colonoscopy. Second on my list involves almost the same procedure, which … Continue reading

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“Not Tonight Dear, I Have A Headache.”

Yes, those seven words that send chills down men’s spines. Even worse than receiving a letter form the IRS saying that you’re going to be audited. “Not tonight dear, I have a headache.” Which also answers the burning question, ‘Why … Continue reading

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Why Do Women Cheat? And I’m Not Talking About Taking Tests.

The age-old question every man asks. Why do women cheat? My first response to that question would be because the guy they’re married to, or┬ádating, is a freakin’ low down idiot slug. However, once again I may be wrong. Which … Continue reading

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