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How The Hell Did I Miss Out On “No Pants” Day!

Ya know, being a short person, just slightly above the “dwarf” stage, (5’4″) I have suffered my entire life with trying to get pants that fit me. They just do not make clothes for short people like me. Yep, they … Continue reading

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Help! Help! I’m Stuck On A Luxary Cruise Liner!! Oh waiter, could ya give me an olive for my martini?

Horrible I tell ya. Simply horrible. I can’t even begin to imagine the horrors of being trapped on a 15 story Carnival cruise ship in the gawd awful Gulf of Mexico. Damn! Why, oh why couldn’t have been somewhere nice, like the North … Continue reading

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