Tag Archives: Lowes

WTF Is This Addiction To Freakin’ Mulch?

First of all, as always, I have to clarify what exactly “mulch” is considering many of my blog followers may not have a damn clue as to what mulch is. Sometimes ya have to make things perfectly clear. mulch məlCH/ … Continue reading

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I Couldn’t Concentrate On One Thing Today, So: “Freakouts,” “Killing Rats,” “Waffle House Sex,” and Some Other Stuff.

I’m suffering from “Internet Overload” today. There’s just way too much stuff that caught my attention on the World Wide Spider web today to concentrate on just one thing. I feel like I should take my “Dirt Devil” vacuum and … Continue reading

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So What’s Wrong With Shopping Naked Anyhow?

You know how it is. Your alarm goes off late and you jump outta bed with a gazillion things to do and can’t be bothered getting dressed, so you head out the door to your first errand, walk into the … Continue reading

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Squirrels To Occupy Oak Trees In Massive Protest

Shocking!  Shocking I tell ya.  Now the “Occupy Wall Street Movement” has spread to squirrels who are planning to come out in masses to protest the inequity when it comes to acorns.  Yep, acorns. Squirrels are claiming that due to … Continue reading

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Limbaugh Opens Mouth: Stupidity Comes Out.

How to boost your ratings if you’re a talk show host: Say something controversial that will make everybody stand up and take note….either that or, if you have a bulge, whip that camera out and send it off on Twitter … Continue reading

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