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Did You Ever Come Up With A Lamebrain Idea….and thought it would work?

**************************UPDATE (see note at bottom)*************************** Yes, me being no exception, I’ve had countless lamebrain ideas, none of which ever panned out, but, that said, which I just did, ya just never give up. Sooooooo, I thought I’d start 2016 out … Continue reading

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Get Pumped Up Twice In California. Gas and A Lottery Ticket….Multitasking

Hark and forsooth! Yet another way to get in and out fast. Um, to clarify things here, I’m NOT talking about sex. I’m talking about a new idea California has that will allow you to pump up your car with … Continue reading

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Soooo, Like….Why Are You So Depressed?

Yep….been there, done that. Been soooo depressed I couldn’t even stand to face another day. Don’t ya just hate it when you get that way. You tend to walk around saying to yourself all the time, “Life sucks.” BUT….it’s not … Continue reading

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Do I Really Wanna Know This Stuff?

Did you ever have anyone say to you, “Hey, if you knew how they make hot dogs you wouldn’t eat them.” Which is why I never ask anyone how they make hot dogs and beat the crap outta anyone who … Continue reading

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#!&$#!#@! Computers. And…….Powerball dreams.

Yep, another lazy Saturday morning where I sit down to write yet another inane blog. The problem is that today my ancient computer from hell mostly refuses to cooperate with my commands. Which is, “Blow up you motherf****r for once … Continue reading

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WHAT! Google and Other Sites Are Also Sharing My Information? WTF!

The fact that Google and other sites are sharing my personal information, along with the government, my two ex wives, the mailman and my next door neighbor, doesn’t bother me at all. Why you ask? Because my life is so … Continue reading

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How Rich People Think. Unlike the rest of us who just say DUH!

Have you ever wondered how rich people think? That is if they actually do any thinking, because most of the time they hire people, like us, to do their thinking for them. AND….if we’re, (us low life peons) not around … Continue reading

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Cows May Soon Be In The Unemployement Line….A Moooooving Story

A recent news item I happened to come across mentioned briefly that some restaurants are considering offering patrons cowless hamburgers. This wasn’t earth shattering news to me because I’ve actually eaten a hamburger that did not require the demise of … Continue reading

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Is God A Democrat, Republican Or An Independent?

Every so often my brain goes into an overload mode, at which point I head for my stash of “brain overload” medications in a vain attempt to function normally during the upcoming political free for all that’s about to consume … Continue reading

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Smoking, Old Age, Police Chases, Prime Time TV, Etc,

Some days there’s just too much going on to center on just one subject. This is one of those days. Drives me absolutely nuts. First let’s start with the new smoking ban in New York City.  The city council has … Continue reading

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