Tag Archives: Lawrence Welk

Days You Should Be Celebrating In June…Or Not….

If you’re one of those people who have no friends, lead an extremely boring life, and even animals tend to ignore you, fear not, here’s a list of activities during the month of June to get your mind off of … Continue reading

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Why I Hate Sundays………………….Which Is The Result Of Today’s Blog

Have you ever wondered how I come up with writing a lot of weird stuff on this blog? Simple…….I’m not normal. (this clip from “Young Frankenstein” says it all) I used to love Sundays. Probably many of you love Sundays. … Continue reading

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Christina Hendricks Has WHAT Hidden Talent? OMFG!!!!!!!!!

Ok, so a lot of us have hidden talents. Mine is being stupid on a consistent basis. Which I’ve managed to fine tune over the years. Which is quite evident when you read these blogs. But, that said, a lot … Continue reading

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A Few Comments on “Parade Magazine’s What People Earn.” Me not being one of them.

If I actually were earning anything from writing this idiotic daily blog I might have made it on “Parade Magazine’s” annual list of “What People Earn.” BUT…I don’t earn anything, which begs the question, then why the f**k do I … Continue reading

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If You’re Having Sex For Fun………Knock it off NOW!!!!

Ok you damn perverts. You heard me. If you’re having sex and enjoying it, STOP it right now. WTF is wrong with you people. Get a damn life. You’ve got to stop enjoying having sex and realize that the only … Continue reading

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The Worlds Oldest Profession Is Now Run By The Worlds Oldest People…..Seniors.

Hey, and you thought us freakin’ seniors just sat around all day playing bingo and farting. Well screw you pal…..literally. Well have I got a wake up call for all of you. Besides playing bingo and farting, we’re also helping … Continue reading

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The Grateful Dead Would Love This: A Casket With A Sound System

Seems like today the only place one can enjoy some really great music without being disturbed is somewhere where no one will disturb you…..namely six feet under in a casket. Nobody’s gonna complain about the sound being too loud. No … Continue reading

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“Psycho” Returns. Great. Just when I was getting over my shower phobia.

Years I tell ya. Years. That’s how long it took me to get that image of Janet Leigh being stabbed in the shower by Norman Bates in the movie “Psycho”  out of my head. Now, after I’ve finally gotten over … Continue reading

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Rock and Roll As I Remember It. OR” “A-Wop-Boma-Lou-Mop-A Wop-Bam-Boom”

Yes, classic lyrics from Little Richard’s, “Tutti Frutti.” Words to forever live by. (NOTE) I have a specific complaint here with regard to “Tutti Frutti.” Supposedly Tutti Frutti ice cream was quite popular back in the late 40’s. I’m not … Continue reading

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“Joe The Plumber” Cracks Em Up…To Run For Congress On The “Plunger” Ticket.

It just goes to show you that you don’t have to be a big celebrity or experienced politician, or, have a continuous tan or eat moose meat to run for any political office. Nope, all ya have to do is … Continue reading

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