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According To “USA Today,” We’re All A Bunch of Low Down Thieves. Or, kleptomaniacs.

OMG! I….(sob) feel sooooo guilty. I’m a freakin’ thief. Yep, pretty soon I’m going to be on the FBI’s list of most wanted criminals. (sob) Why? Why did I turn to a life of crime? Why! I didn’t mean to. … Continue reading

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How To Save A Buck. Subtitled: Look Ma, I’m A Kleptomaniac.

I’m all for saving a few bucks to make ends meet. But I don’t go off the radical deep end doing it. Yeah sure, I swipe a few extra “Splendas” here and there, maybe even some extra napkins. But only … Continue reading

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