Tag Archives: Jon Stewart

Soooo. What Does The Pope Have to Give Up Now That He’s Retired?

This week’s issue of “Time Magazine” ( not a magazine about watches) featured a two page section devoted to Pope Benedict’s decision to retire and how his successor is chosen. But that’s not what caught my eye. It’s what he … Continue reading

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Nonsensical Facts From The Mind Of MisfitWisdom. Subtitled: I was extremely bored with the news today.

Today was one of those days that my pea sized brain went into news overload. That’s when the same news stories get rehashed over and over again by the media and it makes me want to watch re runs of … Continue reading

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Isn’t It About Time We Legalize Sex?

The elections are over, yet not one ballot question was aimed at legalizing sex. Yes….legalizing sex. I know what you’re all saying to yourselves. “But Misfit, sex IS legal.” Oh yeah. Then how come General David Petraeus had to resign … Continue reading

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Yesterday I Broke A Cardinal Rule. Today, A Cardinal Broke One, After He Died.

I guess that makes the score even. One for one. Hey! If a Cardinal can break a cardinal rule, then they should cut me a little slack here. Whoever it is that cuts you slack when you break a cardinal rule … Continue reading

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My Talking Chair Told Me To Write A 2nd Blog Today………PUNK!

“So, ya think I should write a second blog about Clint Eastwood?” “………………………………………………….!” “Hmmmmmmm. Very good thinking Mr. Chair. I know he wowed the crowd at the GOP Convention last night talking to one of your relatives, a rather hard … Continue reading

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Transvaginal Ultrasound Procedure….No Stereo Speakers Required

At first I was all excited about this new procedure that pregnant women would have to undergo prior to having an abortion.  I thought that a Transvanginal Invasive Ultrasound Procedure was something the doctor gave you while you were in … Continue reading

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What’s Happening At Comedy Central? Where’s Steven Colbert?

Flash! Late breaking news.  I just love using that word, “flash,” or “bulletin,” but bulletin sounds kinda urgent, so I’ll just go with “flash!” Here’s the news release that appeared all over the Internet yesterday: Enlarge PhotoFILE- This Thursday, June … Continue reading

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