Tag Archives: John Boehner

WTF! Obama Cut The Line At A Restaurant! Grounds For Impeachment if Ya Ask Me….or Sarah Palin

  Sooooo, ya go to a restaurant, stand in line behind a few people, and who walks in, the President of the United States. And what does he do? Stand in line like everybody else and wait his turn? Noooooo. … Continue reading

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Pinocchio Loses His Voice. Cartoon Land In Mourning.

Sadly, cartoon land, yes, the same place where Jessica and Roger Rabbit reside, lost yet another voice. That of Pinocchio. The voice of Pinocchio was actor Richard Percy Jones who originally voiced the cartoon character beginning in 1940. He was … Continue reading

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“TIME” Magazine’s Person of The Year? WTF!!!

It’s that time of the year again when “TIME Magazine” gets to tell the rest of us who they think is one of the most important people on the face of the earth. Yes, someone who has undoubtedly contributed to … Continue reading

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OMG!!! I Need, I Must Have These Christmas Toys. Ohhhh, Thank You Kimberley.

If you have a Facebook account you really need to friend Kimberley A. Johnson. She’ll either piss you off, make you fall in love with her, or, show you some neat things, like these new Christmas toys that you could … Continue reading

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Drunk, *Hic… Dial Congress. Hey….drinks for EVERYBODY!

Pissed off at Congress? Feel totally helpless about the situation in Washington? Unable to take a trip to D.C. or buy any tar and feathers? Fear not fellow helpless peons. A new web site now allows you to call those … Continue reading

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New Report: Lightning Zaps Men More Than Women

Yes….that’s what a bunch of new data released by the “Centers of Disease Control” says. Lightening is five times more likely to zap the ever lovin’ bejesus outta men than women. Which can only mean one thing. God is a … Continue reading

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Beyonce Lip Synced !!!! OMG!!! OMG!!! OM…um…..(yawn)

Now let me see if I understand this. BeyoncĂ© sang at the President’s inaugural and she may or may not have, (technically) lip synced the National Anthem. I say “technically” because even though it was pre-recorded she still “technically” sang … Continue reading

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