Tag Archives: Joe Pesci

Help Wanted: Godfather Opening. New York. Resumes Accepted.

In today’s economy it’s not easy finding a good job. Ask any college graduate who’s flinging hamburgers at Burger King or McDonald’s. But, finally there’s a job opening in New York City that might be worth filling out a resume … Continue reading

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Mobster Says, “Hey! I’m Really A Nice Guy Ya Know.”

By now you’ve all heard about the trial of famous mobster and senior citizen Whitey Bulger, leader of the notorious “Winter Hill Gang”¬†that’s going on in a Boston courtroom as we speak…or as I write. And, if you all love … Continue reading

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Say Hello To My Leetle Friend! (gangster lingo)

For some odd reason “Yahoo” and one of their staff reporters, Claudine Zap, seem to be on a gangster kick. Considering Claudine’s last name is “Zap,” (Mafia term for getting rid of snitches) that may be a reason for her … Continue reading

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Goodfellas’ Mobster Dies….and he never even had one of those neat Mob nicknames.

You know what I mean. Like Bobo “the knife” Garbonzzo. Or, Guido “big balls” Zambranzzi. Or, Ricardo “the nose” Vittorioso.¬† Um….wait….that last one was what my nickname was supposed to be before I flunked out of Mobster school. All prospective … Continue reading

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The “Quaker Oats” Guys’ Amazing Diet and Makeover

Ya gotta hand it to “Weight Watchers” or “Jenny Craig,” although I’m not sure which diet the Quaker Oats guy was on, for possibly helping the ol coot to lose a few pounds. For years, years I tell ya, this … Continue reading

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