Tag Archives: Illinois

Chicago Nuns Want Nun…..Um….None of This (strip clubs)

Nuns to the rescue. And, when ya think about it, with those long flowing robes, that sometimes resemble capes, nuns in Chicago may be able to come across as actual super heroes trying to get a strip club closed in … Continue reading

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OMG! IS THAT A GIANT PENIS???? Oops…censored again on Facebook. Damn!

Look folks, I don’t make it a habit of searching for off-color news items. Um…..on second thought, yes I do. Only because, as I’ve stated before, most of my blog readers are a bunch of perverts and I get more … Continue reading

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Once Upon A Time There Was This Cat And…………………….

As a cat owner myself, (5 free loading fur balls) I can completely understand at least part of this cat story today. Although it does have a few twists and turns depending on whom you believe. The headline from the … Continue reading

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The Great Coupon Caper: “To Clip or Not To Clip.”

Ya know, I really and truly did not want to write a blog about clipping coupons. I said to myself, “Mousefeeet, why would you want to write a boring blog about clipping coupons in the first place because there’s absolutely … Continue reading

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Cows May Soon Be In The Unemployement Line….A Moooooving Story

A recent news item I happened to come across mentioned briefly that some restaurants are considering offering patrons cowless hamburgers. This wasn’t earth shattering news to me because I’ve actually eaten a hamburger that did not require the demise of … Continue reading

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Sex With A Dead Person May Be Illegal Soon In Illinois…..Damn!

Yep…..legislation introduced by Illinois State Representative Dan Beiser, (D) if enacted, may make it illegal to have sex with a dead person. Yes, I know what you’re all asking yourselves. “Is sex with dead people running rampant all over Illinois?” … Continue reading

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Roadkill, Environmentally Friendly Dead People, and Terrorist Seniors

Somewhere in the heading of today’s blog there’s a group I wanna join. I’m quite certain it’s not the “Environmentally Friendly Dead People” or “Roadkill” group, but possibly those terrorist seniors. GO GRANNY!!! So I’ll start with the groups I … Continue reading

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