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Now You Can Get “Snuggled” For Only $60 Bucks…..um……?

So my friend Tom went all into an uncontrollable frenzy the other day when he came across an interview on the “Today Show” about a new business opening in Madison, Wisconsin called “Snuggle House.” No, this has nothing to do … Continue reading

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What I Would Have Been, Other Than What I Am Now….Which Is Nothing.

You all know what happens when I find nothing worth writing about on any given day on this ridiculous blog. Yep….gobbledgook. Such is the case today when I searched the web and nothing caught my interest. Which frustrated me to … Continue reading

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If You Ban Skimpily Dressed Mannequins It Prevents Rape

Yep, that was one of the headline stories on the internet today from India. It read, “Indian City To Ban Lingerie Mannequins In Attempt To Stop Rape.” I was kinda curious because I never knew that there was an outbreak … Continue reading

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Um, Are Dildos, Condoms and Vibrators Considered, “Tools of the Trade?”

Ya know, I never considered that when one speaks of “tools of the trade,” that perhaps one is referring to the various tools used to perform ones trade if one is a hooker…….or, running, so to speak, an escort service. … Continue reading

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The Worlds Oldest Profession Is Now Run By The Worlds Oldest People…..Seniors.

Hey, and you thought us freakin’ seniors just sat around all day playing bingo and farting. Well screw you pal…..literally. Well have I got a wake up call for all of you. Besides playing bingo and farting, we’re also helping … Continue reading

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Woman To Be New Head Of Secret Service. WHAT! Woman…Secret! OMG!!!!

As far as I’m concerned the words “secret” and “woman” should not be used in the same sentence. Especially if you’re saying something to a woman like, “Can ya keep a secret?” The only secret a woman can keep is … Continue reading

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Somehow I Just Don’t Get It. N.Y. Mayor Bloombergs Crusades

Crusades are great, if you’re a Viking and like to loot and pillage. Nothing like a great night of looting and pillaging a village and having your way with a few female villagers to make your night. That’s part of … Continue reading

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