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Days You Should Be Celebrating In December…..besides the (duh) obvious ones

The “obvious” ones being um….er……(sorry, due to “political correctness I am not allowed to use the word “Christmas”) WAIT!!!! I just did. Ah….f**k it……the obvious days are Christmas and New Years. Screw you politically correct assholes…..oh…..and have a happy holiday. … Continue reading

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Thanksgiving 2015….”The Bird Is The Word.”

Well here it is another Thanksgiving. Time flies so fast when you’re a turkey. Before I go on with my traditional Thanksgiving nonsense, let us pause for a moment and think of those who really don’t give a rats ass … Continue reading

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Deck The Halls With Political Correctiveness……..”Merry *******” (censored)

Deck the halls with boughs of  Holly fa la la la la, la la la………….. “Hey pal, what’s with the holly decking hall stuff? Not all of us can afford to fork over big bucks for freakin’ holy ya know! … Continue reading

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Days You Should Be Celebrating In November…..or not.

Ok, those of you who have little or no lives to speak of, which sometimes includes myself, here are some celebrations during the month of November that will distract you from your otherwise boring lives. First, some important monthly celebrations … Continue reading

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Days You Should Be Wasting Your Time Celebrating In August….you can thank me later.

I was a little bit slow on the uptake this month listing some of the most important Days in the month of August that you should be celebrating. Soreeeee. So you already missed out on “National Mustard Day,” National Raspberry … Continue reading

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Special December Events. For People Bored Outta Their Tree.

Yes the holidays are upon us, much to the great joy of retailers. Instead of sugar plums dancing in their heads, its dollar signs. BUT, it’s not just Christmas that people celebrate this month. Or makes those retailers sniff out … Continue reading

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The Next “Politically Correct” Term: Eurocentric.

As always, being completely oblivious to what the hell is happening in the world, I had no freakin’ clue as to what the word “Eurocentric” meant when I read it in an article recently. I initially thought it meant something … Continue reading

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