Tag Archives: George Carlin

My Philosophy. If It Doesn’t Affect Me Personally, I Don’t Give A Rats Ass

Yes, in the scope (not the mouthwash) of life, if something in the news doesn’t affect me personally, yep……I don’t give a very big rats ass. Even a small rats ass. Now you may be saying to yourself, WTF! Is … Continue reading

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Why I Hate Sundays………………….Which Is The Result Of Today’s Blog

Have you ever wondered how I come up with writing a lot of weird stuff on this blog? Simple…….I’m not normal. (this clip from “Young Frankenstein” says it all) I used to love Sundays. Probably many of you love Sundays. … Continue reading

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Once Again I’m Suffering From “Blogitus.” (borderline genius or very stupid)

As in this Johnny Hart cartoon today, (below) according to tests I’ve taken on Facebook, I may actually be a genius. Or pretty damn stupid. Kind of a toss-up depending on what one defines as being a genius, or just … Continue reading

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I’m Really Having A Bad Week…..TGIF!!!

To set the mood for today’s MisfitWisdom blog, here’s Sam the Sham and the Pharaohs: It’s been one of those weeks that makes one wish you could just go into hibernation in a cave somewhere and sleep for a few … Continue reading

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YES!!! Finally! Ultimate Tools For Class Clowns

we Having been the “Class Clown” while I was in high school, I often wonder if that tradition still continues. You know, the one kid whose sole duty is to make the entire class laugh, then get himself, or herself, … Continue reading

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OMG! My Brain is Not Working!!!!!!

It’s not very often that something stupid doesn’t pop into my brain that immediately signals me that I should write a blog about. However, on occasion I do have those rare instances when my brain simply is empty. Absolutely nothing … Continue reading

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WTF! “F” OMFG, Do I Give A F**K! and More Of The Same.

Ya know, I’m really getting a bit f**king tired of having to type what I just typed, which was f**king using asterisks because it’s the polite way of writing things. But…I do it just to please the censors at f**king … Continue reading

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My Favorite Cuss Word Is…….Oops…Can’t Say It In Five States

Do people actually get paid to research this stuff? Like “Which State Swears More Than Any Other?” Obviously they do, if you check out a news site called “Opposing Views” who actually sent out reporter Sarah Fruchtnicht to research this … Continue reading

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Don We Now Our Gay Apparel…except at Hallmark

You’ve all heard by now the story of how Hallmark shot itself while wearing a gay apparel sweater ornament. It went something like this: Once upon a time there was a card company that everybody loved. Every year at Christmas … Continue reading

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Panic! Panic! FEMA Want’s My Stash Of Canned SPAM!!! OMG!!!!

I was perfectly fine today until I came across a news story by “CNS News.com” that sent me running down to the basement and taking an inventory of my horde of canned SPAM. Which I stock up on every week … Continue reading

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